In The Groove
Do you ever wish you could play a (fill in the blank)? Sure, anyone can play air-guitar, but why stop there? We can have you playing any air instrument, in 5 easy payments! ..er lessons! Just tune into "In The Groove", Saturday nights, 8 PM Pacific, to hear the funk, the soul, the rhythm, the blues, and find the piece (peace) that moves you, that grooves you. Put yourself in the mind space of the artists that throw it at you, and work on those chops that are latent inside you.
Start simple with, say, a tambourine. Work your way up to, what? a sax, piano, trombone, bass, drums? Shoot, blow if you want to, but dance because you have to.